Uncomfortable Things

Five Ways to Look More Youthful NOW (If That’s Important to You)

They look like an eighth-grade home EC project gone awry.

I want to be that person again.

I felt a jolt of adrenaline, in anticipation of the winning shopping feeling I hoped would result.

I judge them on you, sure, but in particular, I judge them on me.

… promising both a tingly tongue and a horribly discolored French mani …